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Hey Spacey, Have You Tried This? Onideus Mad Hatter 26-07-2007
 Re: Hey Spacey, Have You Tried This? Onideus Mad Hatter Reply Send to a Friend   Print
On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:01:48 -0400, "Jonathan N. Little"
<lws4art@centralva.net> wrote:

>Well actually it does, I'll elaborate since your viewpoint is so narrow...
>If you have multiple windows open on your desktop (because *new* OS'es 
>allow you to multitask)

....you really are that out of date, aren't you?

>to enlarge the apparent size of the text in one 
>window you must lower your screen resolution. Lowering your screen 
>resolution decreases your desktops "screen area". You may increase the 
>text size of some inflexible flash site but may no longer be able to fit 
>your other apps in your desktop's viewport.

They've got this thing called a "taskbar" now, let's you keep all your
programs maximized in your desktops "viewport" (as you so cutely put
it...children like you can be so darling with your niave little
appellations) while still being able to directly switch between and
see all the programs you have running...it's gonna be BIG!  *nods*

>> Two...your "argument", if you can even sum up the effort not to cringe
>> in shame for calling it that, is completely fucking absurd.  I mean
>> you might just as well say that you *shouldn't* have to use a computer
>> to view a website or that you *shouldn't* have to use toilet paper to
>> take a shit.

>Hmmm must be difficult for you to distinguish which end to wipe, seems 
>both end excrete the same stuff.

I'm sure from your retarded perspective you often have trouble
distinguishing words from shit.

>>> I have other windows open, I just need to enlarge a 
>>> site where the moron set the base font size < 100%...If it wasn't a crap 
>>> flash site all I'd have to do is a could of CTRL + taps and the text is 
>>> legible in that window with no futzing my desktop.

>> As you said, you *shouldn't* have to do all those CTRL + taps to make
>> the text legible...Flash let's you do just that:
>> http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/main.swf

>Yes, you can make the text large on this site, but only by enlarging the 
>size of the browser window! If all one wants to do is see the text it is 
>damn inconvenient to have to obscure the adjacent app windows with the 
>browser window.


*rolls eyes*

Free cl00, Dipshit, if you just enlarged the text and NOT the rest of
the content the site is going to look all fucked up with the text
line-wrapped and broken apart in strange ways that are pretty much
gonna make it near impossible to read, whether you've got yer browser
window maxed or not.

But hey, maybe in another decade or so you can manage to catch up with
the rest of us and figure out what that REALLY complicated "taskbar"
is for.

>> ...HTML...not so much.  With HTML yer fucked either way, Flash
>> provides the ONLY viable CROSS COMPATIBLE solution for true liquid
>> sites.

>You have a misconception about the term "liquid layout".  The web is not 
>paper, liquid layout does not mean zoom. Liquid layout for a website 
>means that is remains usable regardless of not only the screen 
>resolution but the browser's viewport aspect ra-SNIP-


There are two primary terms, "liquid" and "true/perfect liquid".  The
former is in relation to liquid space stretched text, where as the
later is used to describe sites in which ALL elements are liquid
sizable depending on the display resolution and/or browser window


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